ratchetwalters:

Weakness pretty much.

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unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

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ladysnarkbite:

Can Julie Andrews pass the ‘wholesome test’? The answer is no.

Julie is even more perfect than I previously thought.

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imaginethebutts:

me in math class

image

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awwww-cute:

My how things have changed

awwww-cute:

My how things have changed

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iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

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